Naked Man Interrupts Several Chicago Online Court Proceedings Masturbating with “Unknown Item” Inserted Up His B*tt

Chicago officials are searching for a man who continues to interrupt online court proceedings in the Windy City.

A naked man has logged into several proceedings. He films himself lying on his back masturbating, with his legs in the air and and “unknown item” inserted in his b*tt.

Didn’t CNN just go through this with one of their leftist reporters?

CWB Chicago reported

Cook County officials are on the hunt for a man who is interrupting online court proceedings by Zooming video of himself participating in extremely graphic sexual behavior, according to records provided to CWBChicago.

In an email to the county’s judges on Tuesday, Chief Judge Timothy Evans acknowledged that “in the last week, many of you have been ‘Zoom Bombed’ with a video of a person who exposes himself and engages in sexually explicit conduct.”

That may be an understatement, based on the graphically described accounts of witnesses CWBChicago acquired through a source…

…“An unknown black male entered the courtroom via Zoom and began masturbating,” an officer wrote. “The subject was laying on his back with both legs in the air, described to me as being in a position not unlike a baby would be during a diaper change.”

“The subject was masturbating with his bare penis exposed,” said the report, “and an unknown item inserted into…” Well, you know.